/ Britney Lynne // 21 // Lesbian /
/ Roller Derby // Licensed Vet Tech /
"See, I took the snowflakes from last year’s snowfall and braided them into a noose so at least you’d have a pretty way to die"
CAN I HAVE A MOMENT TO SAY I GET REALLY FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I SEE PEOPLE GLORIFYING ROALD DAHL ALL THE FUCKING TIME
HE’S A FUCKING NAZI
WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY IS LITERALLY A BOOK TALKING ABOUT THE IDEAL ARYAN CHILD
NOTICE HOW CHARLIE’S THE ONLY BLOND HAIRED BLUE EYED BOY, VERY…
This new knowledge only makes me enjoy his work more…. so…..
Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere.
Think about how many books don’t exist yet.
YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.
I LOVE THIS
(Source: battyy)
Ugh does anyone have good music suggestions? I want new music but after downloading SWS “Feel” and listening to Man Overboard’s “Heartbreak” I want to give up forever.. extremely disappointed.
