I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Don’t tell them
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
This makes me extremely content.
This shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard
oh mY GODDD